Male Resources

Posted in Conversations, The BF by Sandra on April 23, 2009

A recent (17 April) conversation with the Murloc on males and their never-ending well of resources for their life’s purpose:

Male Resources

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Inappropriate Comments

Posted in Conversations by Sandra on February 4, 2009

October 6

Aurorine: fixing chocolate syrup or smth for ACTIVITIES later
Aurorine: all the while cackling to herself
Ashanishaan: syrup for herself or the murloc?
Sandra: back fruited
Sandra: when i’m in aus
Aurorine: i dunno
Sandra: you can talk all about the choco sauce
Aurorine: perhaps pouring it on self or thrawn
Sandra: btw, i think it’d be shared.
Sandra: >_>
Aurorine: …
Ashanishaan: lol I just thought of the word “chococock”
Ashanishaan: =/
Aurorine: my imagination kinda just rolled over and died
Aurorine: can we change the topic
Aurorine: ………….. chococock………………..

Ashanishaan: just don’t leave Vent on non-push-to-talk when u get to aus okay?
Sandra: Ash- will try to remember
Ashanishaan:

Mega: “okay scout here. 5…4…3….2…”
Sandra: “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD”
Ashanishaan: Mega: “oO”
Sandra: ….
Sandra: shutup
Ashanishaan: JJ: “brb, I wet myself”
Sandra: …
Ashanishaan:
Esoul: “okay who needs this item?”
Sandra: “OH MY GOD I NEED IT!! GIVE IT TO ME!! GIVE IT TO ME NOW”
Esoul: “….why would u need plate?”
Auro: “I think she left her Vent on again =S”

Sandra: ………..
Sandra: CHINAMAN.
Sandra: we aren’t so horny during raids
Aurorine: AHHAHAAHA
Ashanishaan:

Ash: “K check the healing meters”
Sandra: “I WANNA BE ON TOP OH MEEE GAWD”
Ash: “um, well heal more then”
KJ: “that’s not what she meant”
Ash: “oh…=S”

Ashanishaan:

Esoul: “eh…which tunnel we take Mega? Left or right one?”
Mega: “hmm I think the vid showed the left tunnel, let’s take left”
esoul: “hrm okay. guys let’s go left tunnel”
Sandra: “EH WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE”
esoul: “eh really? okay okay let’s go right tunnel”

Ashanishaan:

Mega: “Okay guys, wave 6 incoming, get ready”
Sandra: “WAH COME SO FAST!?”
Mega: “well…yah…we killed wave 5 already”
[Thrawnmalt] has gone offline.

Ashanishaan:

Mega: “Kk let’s mark the healers so raiders know where they are”
Sandra: “GIMME THE CONDOM!”
Mega: “uh…why….?”
Mega: “….oh….”

Ashanishaan:

Thrawnmalt: “eh incoming gargoyles!”
Raiien (while sitting in a horde hut): “eh quick, come in!”
Thrawnmalt: “oh kek bur okay!”
Raiien: “…um…Peter…? I meant in the hut…”
Thrawnmalt: “…oh….”

Ashanishaan:

Megatrohn has performed a ready check.



The following players are AFK; Raiien, Thrawnmalt.
Mega: “not again…”

Ashanishaan: kind of ironic thrawn’s a hunter
Ashanishaan: “autoshoot”
Ashanishaan: lololol
Sandra: ….. what the
Ashanishaan: “multishot”
Sandra: dirty people!!
Ashanishaan: “volley”? wow lol
Sandra: …
Ashanishaan: “beast within” HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sandra: …. asshole.
Sandra: mutter
Ashanishaan: -poke-
Ashanishaan: lol only teasing, sandra =D
Sandra:
Sandra: :: sooks in a corner ::

Ashanishaan has a VERY VIVID IMAGINATION.

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The Beagle (Tentatively) Named Illidan Stormrage

Posted in Conversations by Sandra on October 5, 2008

The Murloc fell in love with a 9 week old beagle and bought him on the spot. He’s very adorable, pictures soon from his iPhone. If not, just 9 more days and I’d be face to face with the little monster. For some reason, the name “Illidan” stuck.

And Aurorine, being my very good friend, tried to advise me against it.

Aurorine : i wanted to say that this is retarded but
Aurorine : ian wanted a dog named illidan as well

Sandra : oh my god.

Aurorine : wtf is with men and stupid dogs with boss names

Sandra : Our boyfriends are addicts.
Sandra : I’m more inclined towards Kil’jaedan.

Aurorine : thats stupid
Aurorine : lol

Sandra : LOL
Sandra : what would you call your dog
Sandra : “aurorine”?

Aurorine : after telling him thrawn wanted to name his dog illidan
Aurorine : he went
Aurorine : “eh then we call kael’thas la”
Aurorine : me: ………

Sandra : … HAHAHAHAH

Aurorine : … duh
Aurorine : what a mouthful
Aurorine : then the dog’s pet name is what?
Aurorine : illy?

Sandra : …
Sandra : HAHAHAHA
Sandra : ILLI

Aurorine : ………
Aurorine : dog will hate you
Aurorine : will look mournful all day long

Sandra : HEE HEE
Sandra : well help us think of a less corny name!
Sandra : I actually want Mal’furion!!!!

Aurorine : …….
Aurorine : ure the biggest geek

Sandra : … I am NOT.
Sandra : HE’S HAWT OK

Aurorine : ure obsessed with the twins
Aurorine : call the dog something conventional please
Aurorine : let it have a normal life!

Sandra : LOL NORMAL LIFE?
Sandra : we already got the dog

Aurorine : yeah
Aurorine : itd be ruined for life and mocked at by other dogs
Aurorine : if you call him “illy”

Sandra : no we’ll call him ILLIDAN
Sandra : what’s his title ah

Aurorine : ……..
Aurorine : errr, lord stormrage?

Sandra : yea
Sandra : “LORD STORMRAGE ILLIDAN. GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW TO THIS MESS YOU MADE”

Aurorine : …..
Aurorine : dog might kill himself

Sandra : LOL
Sandra : the damn dog won’t know

Aurorine : he would

Sandra : yea like we’d show him pictures of Illidan
Sandra : “that’s what you’re named after boy”

Aurorine : and it has “three” names
Aurorine : everytime he heard lord or you screaming illidan in a raid, or calling malfurion STORMRAGE
Aurorine : he would respond and come bounding over
Aurorine : upon realising you weren’t really calling him

Sandra : … HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aurorine : then he would get fed up

Sandra : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Aurorine : and kill himself.

Sandra : OH MY GOD
Sandra : such a good point
Sandra : WHAHAHAHAHHA
Sandra : aiyo, tummy pain

Aurorine : ….
Aurorine : or he would just ignore you and grow despondent and fat

Sandra : …

Aurorine : and wonder why its owners are so cruel as to call parts of his name

Sandra : …

Aurorine : but do not actually want him there
Aurorine : raid : “shoo go away dog”

Sandra : …

Aurorine : cos you’d be keyboard mashing
Aurorine : dog would be emo

Sandra : …

Aurorine : … and kill itself.

Sandra : skye

Aurorine : therefore

Sandra : you’re exaggerating this

Aurorine : call him another name

Sandra : … why don’t you dissuade Ianz first!!!

Aurorine : whoever said i was going to agree to my dog being called illidan
Aurorine : that is ridiculous

Sandra : LOL

Aurorine : if he named my cat kaelthas
Aurorine : i’d get the cat to scratch him

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Friends for Entertainment

Posted in Conversations by Sandra on September 14, 2008

The night before Lab #2 Assignment for Contemporary Nutrition (NTR 109) was due.

This particular assignment required us to play for an entire day’s worth of meals (breakfast, lunch, dinner) from products at 3 different places – a health food store, vending machines and a convenience store.

Aurorine: SANDYYYYYYYYyyy
Aurorine: i don’t feel like doing nutri.
Aurorine: sigh

Sandra: did you even look at it?
Sandra: the pits
Sandra: vending machine where?!

Aurorine: what vending machine where?
Aurorine: yeah i did.. sigh
Aurorine: i don’t feel like doing

Sandra: eh lemme see ._.
Sandra: i need vending machine

Aurorine: what vending machine?

Sandra: ….
Sandra: NTR right?

Aurorine: oh.
Aurorine: i keep thinking of blazestorm (*PMAC member, see link)
Aurorine: blazestorm
Aurorine: -_-

Sandra: LOL
Sandra: SO EVIL

Aurorine: … =(
Aurorine: but its really the first thing that pops to mind

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Murloc + Puppy = ?

Posted in Conversations by Sandra on September 10, 2008

The Murloc wants a puppy, has in no uncertain terms informed me that said puppy will be conditioned to listen to his commands.

Thrawn: “See mummy there? Good – now go get her!”
Thrawn: *simulates a puppy growling and pouncing excitedly*

I can’t decide which is more of an issue – me being called “mummy”, or the fact that he seems to regress to child-like behaviours (cue dog-simulation).

I’m kidding.

I’m sure The Murloc will grow up when he starts caring for the puppy.

“Sit! No no sit! No get off me — ARGH!!! DON’T POOP ON MY SHOE!!!!”

::relishes the idea of of cackling at man-and-dog amusement::

I can’t remember what the breed is, but puppy shown above belongs to one of The Murloc’s friends. Isn’t he cute though? Isn’t he!?

Am sold on the idea of getting a puppy already!

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